The Fortunate, Cartel

While waiting for a movie to start I saw this and it made me laugh.

Eh, Eh (Nothing Else To Say), Lady Gaga

I also had the opportunity to see Twilight this past weekend. Before I provide my review you might want to know that I tried to read the book, but I put it down after feeling like I was reading Craptacular of the year. Anywho I went with my cousin and It was interesting to say the least:

1. Everyone had faces that made them look like they were a 6 year old pouting, or they were heavily constipated.... ALOT. What added to this "look" might be the overdone white powder makeup... I think the special effects director might have forgotten that he can digitally enhance faces. Hence the picture above.
   
2. Crazy scenes: This category would be made of field trips to a greenhouse, flying in the air, playing the piano, vampires playing baseball, and a home video ballet.
3. Catch Phrases: " Hey there spider monkey" "You're so cold," "Hey guys, I just asked Eric to the prom...."
   
4. My gripe on Edward... He was not as beautiful as they appeared to make him. Also his accent drifted the entire movie. At times it was a new yorker braving the city life, and other times we went all the way back to Spamalot to see knights in shining armor... speaking of which his glittery face made me laugh... nuff said.

Overall the movie was a great comedy, and I think I might have annoyed the theatre goers around me as I laughed at the inappropriate moments.