Earlier this year I happened to turn a magical age. At my family birthday party my niece mentioned something profound. ...at least in the pop-culture-fun-world.
She discovered that a person's age is always related to the corresponding channel, thus providing a predictor for events for the following year. Pretty brilliant I must say!
My age happens to be the same channel number as Nickelodeon. What does this television revelation mean? While I have always been a kid at heart, I am noticing maturity leaking into my life. I no longer want to always run around, but I want to find someone and stabilize my life. This could be predicted by Nick's programming goes from shows aimed at kids to their Nick @ Nite shows.
Looking ahead, I am headed towards ABC Family... Could this mean I will be having a baby crawling around? Odd I know.
Why am I posting this? Well I want to know what your "channel age" says about you. I have posted the channels according to Comcast standards:
| 1 | Channel 1 On Demand | ON DEMAND | ON | ||||
| 2 | KUTV (CBS) | News & Info | |||||
| 3 | KJZZ (IND) | ||||||
| 4 | KTVX (ABC) | News & Info | |||||
| 5 | KSL (NBC) | News & Info | |||||
| 6 | Utah On Demand Preview | Local | |||||
| 7 | KUED (PBS) | Children & Family | |||||
| 8 | KPNZ (Canal 24) | Lifestyle | |||||
| 9 | KUEN (PBS) | Children & Family | |||||
| 10 | History | News & Info | |||||
| 11 | KBYU (PBS) | Children & Family | |||||
| 12 | KUTH (Univision) | Multicultural | |||||
| 13 | KSTU (Fox) | News & Info | |||||
| 15 | KUCW (CW) | Lifestyle | |||||
| 16 | KUPX (ION) | Lifestyle | |||||
| 17 | Government Access | ||||||
| 18 | Telemundo (KEJT) | Multicultural | |||||
| 19 | C-SPAN 2 | News & Info | |||||
| 20 | KTMW | Lifestyle | |||||
| 21 | BYUTV | Children & Family | |||||
| 23 | CNBC | News & Info | |||||
| 24 | HSN | Lifestyle | |||||
| 25 | QVC | Lifestyle | |||||
| 26 | Animal Planet | Children & Family | |||||
| 27 | Nickelodeon | Children & Family | |||||
| 28 | ABC Family | Children & Family | |||||
| 29 | Cartoon Network | Children & Family | |||||
| 30 | TLC | Children & Family | |||||
| 31 | CMT | Music | |||||
| 32 | TBS | Children & Family | |||||
| 33 | Disney Channel | Children & Family | |||||
| 34 | VERSUS | Sports | |||||
| 35 | ESPN | Sports | |||||
| 36 | ESPN 2 | Sports | |||||
| 37 | MTN | Sports | |||||
| 38 | AMC | Movies | |||||
| 39 | TNT | Lifestyle | |||||
| 40 | Food Network | Lifestyle | |||||
| 41 | CNN | News & Info | |||||
| 42 | HLN | News & Info | |||||
| 43 | FX | Movies | |||||
| 44 | Tru TV | News & Info | |||||
| 45 | HGTV | Children & Family | |||||
| 46 | Lifetime | Lifestyle | |||||
| 47 | The Weather Channel | News & Info | |||||
| 48 | MSNBC | News & Info | |||||
| 49 | Fox News Channel | News & Info | |||||
| 50 | A&E | Lifestyle | |||||
| 51 | Spike TV | Lifestyle | |||||
| 52 | Fox Sports Network | Sports | |||||
| 53 | VH1 | Music | |||||
| 54 | Oxygen | Lifestyle | |||||
| 55 | MTV | Music | |||||
| 56 | BET | Lifestyle | |||||
| 57 | USA Network | Children & Family | |||||
| 58 | Comedy Central | Lifestyle | |||||
| 59 | E! Entertainment | Lifestyle | |||||
| 60 | The Style Network | Lifestyle | |||||
| 61 | Altitude | Lifestyle | |||||
| 62 | GOLF CHANNEL | Sports | |||||
